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Thomas Keske
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 Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: Cabinet Position for Romney |
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CABINET POSITION FOR ROMNEY
Considering his experience and skill as an
outdoorsy hunter-type, as the scourge of
rabbit-varmints everywhere, maybe you
lock him safely away in the Gun Cabinet.
Considering his rock-solid, unflinching,
deeply held personal convictions, maybe
you could find a place for him in the
back of the Jelly Cabinet.
Considering the fecund flow of fecal matter
that he effuses with the intensity of
a Messiah-complexed cult member, maybe you
could find a position for Shitt Romney next
to the Ex-Lax, somewhere in the Medicine Cabinet. |
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Thomas Keske
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| Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: Re: Cabinet Position for Romney |
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| Quote: | read the, Did Romney Say NO story.
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Oh, yeah, like Pee Wee Herman falling from
a bicycle - He meant to do that.
Romney was salivating from like a dog who saw
and unattended T-Bone steak lying there on the
dinner table.
Now, we only have to worry about about a guy
who does a good imitation of Popeye the Sailor Man
and sings insane Beach-Boy ditties about
"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb.. Bomb, Bomb-Iran"..
Pardon me for being cynical about our decadent,
Presidential hoopla circuses, but if we survive them
without bebopping our way right into global
nuclear holocaust, we will be exceedingly fortunate.
Tom Keske |
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